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hey
what are you up to?

hideeho neighborino
dismantling other peoples stuff for roomba wars
you?

roomba wars?
what kind of roomba wars?

im not super sure yet bc im still not super sure how to build a robot with the tech here BUT
i was thinking we'd put a knife on one and a hammer on another and maybe one needs a taser or a water gun?
its a wip
got any tips? whats your dream roomba warrior?

taser
definitely taser
god, i miss zapping shit

are we talking magic zapping?
or were you just super handy with a cattle prod?

magic zapping
can you picture me with a cattle prod?

i absolutely can and if you miss getting your zap on i can 100% look into making it happen
bummer i don't get to see you go full sorceress though

please
i would owe you so big
and you have no idea
i was a total badass back home
here i can't even take down a fucking bat by myself

sure you can, you just dont know how yet
ill get you back to badass mode, don't sweat it, glinda the good mage
so, pick a card: melee or ranged?

Edited 2020-09-07 19:04 (UTC)

ranged for sure
have you seen me?

yeah so?
didnt anyone ever tell you size doesnt matter?
i know women much tinier than you that could feed me my own ass in hand to hand
but hey go with what youre comfy with
archery's way cooler anyway

yeah sure
but i bet they lift or whatever
how hard is archery to learn?

not too hard when you have a good teacher
which you do
because i am
look if i can master it, you definitely can, don't sweat it

i'll totally owe you

pfff you dont owe me jack
i do this out of the kindness of heart and love of the arrow game
besides im already getting a dedicated hour or so of hang time with you each practice so - worth