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[stagethreeclinger]

i absolutely can and if you miss getting your zap on i can 100% look into making it happen
bummer i don't get to see you go full sorceress though

[evocation]

please
i would owe you so big
and you have no idea
i was a total badass back home
here i can't even take down a fucking bat by myself

[stagethreeclinger]

sure you can, you just dont know how yet
ill get you back to badass mode, don't sweat it, glinda the good mage
so, pick a card: melee or ranged?

[evocation]

ranged for sure
have you seen me?

[stagethreeclinger]

yeah so?
didnt anyone ever tell you size doesnt matter?
i know women much tinier than you that could feed me my own ass in hand to hand
but hey go with what youre comfy with
archery's way cooler anyway

[evocation]

yeah sure
but i bet they lift or whatever
how hard is archery to learn?

[stagethreeclinger]

not too hard when you have a good teacher
which you do
because i am
look if i can master it, you definitely can, don't sweat it

[evocation]

i'll totally owe you

[stagethreeclinger]

pfff you dont owe me jack
i do this out of the kindness of heart and love of the arrow game
besides im already getting a dedicated hour or so of hang time with you each practice so - worth

[evocation]

has anyone ever told you you're super cute?

[stagethreeclinger]

you know its true what they say
flattery will get you everywhere

[evocation]

oooh
what will more flattery get me?

[stagethreeclinger]

spoilers much?
i guess you'll have to try it and find out

[evocation]

i'm better at flattery in person, you know

[stagethreeclinger]

hope youve been working on those pull ups, i might need an assist when i swoon

[evocation]

wow, i make you swoon?
i'd better be careful, huh?