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[stagethreeclinger]

you need any new gadgets?
speak now while the shopping cart's still open

[reneger]

nah not immediately
i have a few toys i need altered or perfected that we can go over later

[stagethreeclinger]

aye aye capn
whats up, house just too quiet?

[reneger]

just making sure you didn't fall into a crack in the ground and get stuck

[stagethreeclinger]

aw, are you worried about me, jaybird?
thats so sweet
i promise to bring all of my precious self back in one piece, scouts honor

[reneger]

i'll settle for a leg

[stagethreeclinger]

not even an arm?
come on my legs are even that valuable
whatre you gonna do with a leg?

[reneger]

hit people with it

[stagethreeclinger]

im so glad ill still be kicking ass from beyond the grave
yknow after i bleed out from dismemberment

[reneger]

what are friends for?

[stagethreeclinger]

oh oh i know this one
disposing of bodies
no wait
borrowing money you dont have to pay back
hold on
sharing clean socks when you run out

[reneger]

don't touch my socks

[stagethreeclinger]

stingy

[reneger]

i'll get them back two weeks later full of holes
i'll get you your own

[stagethreeclinger]

wow im not a barbarian ok there will be no holes, how dare you

[reneger]

i'm buying you your own socks
bright green ones

[stagethreeclinger]

fiiiine fine fine fine
can you do neon green?

[reneger]

only because you asked so nicely

[stagethreeclinger]

thats me, im just sweet like that

[reneger]

you're alright
sometimes

[stagethreeclinger]

pff oh like you're a ray of sunshine 24/7

[reneger]

people know what they're getting into with me
no one expects flame throwers in the shower

[stagethreeclinger]

hey
it has been many days and a new dimension since our last fire related incident
now we're +1 quality tested flame thrower and did you die???

[reneger]

once
there was definitely some burning involved

[stagethreeclinger]

hey no no no that one was not my fault
we're talking harper related incidents here ok
never have i ever actually set my bro on fire
much