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[stagethreeclinger]

JK I'M UP
JAYBIRD
jason
jasimus maximus
you came back bby im gonna cry
while i throw you out a window

[reneger]

finally
i've been looking for your sorry ass everywhere
you alright?

[stagethreeclinger]

idk i think i kickstarted a coup and then joined the lifestream??
weird dreams
definitely wait 30 minutes after insurrection before bed
my sorry ass was trying to dodge genocide with our man, johnny p grey
where are you, why does my couch smell funky

[reneger]

while you were away, dick showed up
as did some brat named kon.
and just recently, damian and another brat called terry

what were you doing with johann?

[stagethreeclinger]

boy wonder's in town?
you guys throw down yet?
that's too many brats on the dancefloor, man
when we say 'brat' are we talking tween and younger, or grown ass men that're just really annoying?

liberating some rainbow gods of creation, i guess?
long story
might've got a dinner date out of it?
i need you to help me pick out the outfit that says 'please don't vivisect me for science'

[reneger]

i got a hit in then let it go
he's alright
he's significantly behind timeline wise

terry's late teens. kon's about the same

what do you want for dinner?

[stagethreeclinger]

jason todd
let something go
alert the press, check the skies for flying pigs
how far behind? is he one of the brats now?
i don't want to babysit dick grayson

what does kon have against the letter C
and who the fuck's terry??

12 oz steak and a baked potato overflowing with cheese and bacon bits

[reneger]

still older than me, i think?
last he remembers of me was when i was busy being batshit so

fuck if i know what's wrong with kon, he's a kent. terry's from some weird as fuck future

no steak or bacon bits or cheese, but i have some left over deer meat

[stagethreeclinger]

more timeline shenanigans, awesome
gonna to need you to specify which time you were being batshit

he's a kent?? TPTB gave us a supe?
score
tentative score
like probationary score
does he wear the same caped skin-tight onesie clark does?
cause i'm docking points for that

did you hunt the deer yourself?

[reneger]

he thinks b is dead still
so that long ago

deer was a gift from loki

and far as i know, no, he doesn't wear the same supes onesie

[stagethreeclinger]

so back when you guys were brawling over the bat-throne?
yikes
how's he adjusting?

i prefer to believe you hunted it so i can imagine you going rugged frontier man
in my mind theater, you have a hatchet, a raccoon hat, and a lumberjack beard
ur welcome

good for him, way to break the cycle of fashion abuse

[reneger]

i'm gonna grow a beard
thanks for the idea

[stagethreeclinger]

do it
with a handlebar mustache too
if loki hates it, it was damian's idea

[reneger]

you can't give away ownership of it
i'll tell him it was all on you

[stagethreeclinger]

why're you trying to get me murdered

[reneger]

would i ever let anyone kill you, roy?

[stagethreeclinger]

assuming it depends on what i broke first?

no jk i know bud i know
heart u too broham
how do you feel about flannel?
im thinkin it'd round out this whole survivalist living off the grid in a cozy tundra cabin aesthetic

[reneger]

why the hell not

[stagethreeclinger]

dude i would PAY to see it
it'd be ur own money i pay you with but
thought that counts

[reneger]

you'll have to find the flannel for me