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The Aerie (au event) | @arsenal

[stagethreeclinger]

@aegis

[jettisons]

I need your help.

[stagethreeclinger]

is this a purposefully vague and ominous 'i need your help' or do you just need a couch moved and youre feeling lazy with words again?
either way, i got you, whats up?

[jettisons]

It means I'm in over my head and I need you here.

[stagethreeclinger]

dont like the sound of that
ok sit tight dude im on my way
i need to bring anything? bolt cutters? first aid? ransom money?

[jettisons]

Try not to attract any attention.

[Probably not comforting.]

[stagethreeclinger]

really not feeling reassuring today, are you?
yeah yeah i'll be sneaky like the night
can you at least tell me you're not bleeding out or dying?

[jettisons]

I'm not.
I've got a Cardinal here.

[stagethreeclinger]

you fucking what


bells, dude, wtf
are they depowered??
which one???
fuck
ok im hurrying im hurrying

[jettisons]

Murphy. And no, he's not.

[stagethreeclinger]

wants in your pants murphy??
dude please tell me you didnt do the thing
hon i thought you had standards

look we're gonna talk about this death wish you have later but be careful
he's an OG, those guys dont fuck around

[jettisons]

You really think I'd do that?
He's handcuffed to a chair.

[That's definitely better.]

[stagethreeclinger]

oh thank frick
hey man idk how long it's been for you, you might've gotten desperate
no judgment
well a little judgment

is he awake or did you knock him out?

@unfajitable

[evocation]

i'm so fucking bored
what are you doing?
wait, it doesn't matter
come over anyway
i promise i'll only make you try on like
two outfits

[stagethreeclinger]

ok but im drawing the line at mini skirts this time
im very sensitive about my legs ok

[evocation]

oh come on
your legs are gorgeous
better than mine, almost

[stagethreeclinger]

pffff yeah sure and they glow in the moonlight like theyre radioactive
im paler than every surface inside the company building

[evocation]

you're a porcelain beauty, roy
embrace it

[stagethreeclinger]

you sweet talker you
once i get outta this rebel spy life, i'll look into being a leg model or something, promise

[evocation]

good
it's your destiny
are you still at work?
give me the gossip

[stagethreeclinger]

always knew id be a star one day
yeah and bored outta my mind
your boytoy is doing that wrinkly forehead thing
how do you even make out with that giant, his face has to be somewhere in the stratosphere

[evocation]

there's more than one wrinkly forehead, you know
there are categories and they all mean different things
it's complex
and do you actually want me to answer that question?

[stagethreeclinger]

its gross that youve categorized his wrinkles
im not even starting on the man bun
and no i dont
i have to look at him 8 hours a day, i dont need that in my head too

[evocation]

i know
you get eye candy all the time
i'm jealous

[stagethreeclinger]

youre trying to make me barf right now arent you
objectify him on your own time ok
ive got slacking to do