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[stagethreeclinger]

oh, no problem, i can help with that
wanna help me do some weapons testing?
or we could prank thor

[selfimage]

Perhaps a little from column A and a little from column B?

[stagethreeclinger]

can do
time to plot, give me 5 and i'll meet you in your room with supplies
but first, pick 1: taser, foam bomb, or oil slick?
hey does this universe have saran wrap?

[selfimage]

Hasn't the future outlived its use?
And foam bomb, of course.

[ bc obviously ]

Need an alternative?

[stagethreeclinger]

there is always use for saran wrap
like theres always use for duct tape
and velcro
seriously id kiss the dude(tte) who invented velcro

[ foam bomb it is, he's loading up a crate of half assembled tech, preparing to scamper his way across the house. ]

always open to suggestions
hit me, your mischiefliness

[selfimage]

If you'll lend me an ear to its use perhaps I can suggest an alternative.

And I like that.
Keep that.

[ "your mischiefliness" ]

text > action;

[stagethreeclinger]

[ that text comes in just moments before roy shuffles himself into loki's bedroom with his crate full of nonsense, ready to assist in boosting his friend's spirits with shenanigans, as you do. tugging the door closed behind him (for secrecy), he's already running his mouth. ]

I can't believe the Loki, God of Fuckery, doesn't know how to weaponize Saran Wrap. [ dropping the crate, he stands up straight, hands on his hips and chest puffed out. ] Never fear, Your Mischiefliness, I'm here to help.

You know how it's transparent, right? Stretch it out flat, and you can hardly tell it's there? Picture that stretched over Thor's bedroom door.

[selfimage]

Mortal saran wrap. [ Loki clarifies with a little tilt of his head. ] Usually feasts go on in Asgard without leftovers, you know.

[ on that note, he was newly self-Earthbound before his arrival in New Amsterdam. tupperware was on the agenda somewhere in there, especially when he sent food back with Verity. ]

Are you certain this will work? He may walk through it unnoticed. I'm sure you've noticed his physical stature.

[ but despite himself, he looks a little intrigued. ]