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[stagethreeclinger]

o shit
first of all, fuck that dude
second, why were you fighting him?
if i put a gun in this dude's hands, can i trust he's not going to shoot you with it?

[reneger]

we were sparring
he's not going to kill me yet
but i do know he wasn't trained like bats does it

[stagethreeclinger]

uh with lots of money, with child soldiers, or without the lethal parts?

[reneger]

all of the above
he constantly holds back like he's afraid of accidentally murdering someone

[stagethreeclinger]

yikes
holding back's at least better than rampant murder, right?
you know anything about dean winchester? robert.plant
or marian hawke, lexa trikru, godric northman?

[reneger]

hawke is okay
plant acts like an asshole, not much first hand experience
lexa is new
godric has been around a bit but i haven't seen him in person

[stagethreeclinger]

been chatting up plant, he's fun
dude asked for a fucking grenade launcher though
i respect a man who dreams big but nah fuck that
no one gets a grenade launcher until i have my own private grenade launcher

[reneger]

dibs on the first grenade launcher

[stagethreeclinger]

the first grenade launcher after my grenade launcher, you mean

[reneger]

nope
first-first

[stagethreeclinger]

uh objection
you can't call dibs after i literally just told you i get the first one
that's basically the same thing as dibs

[reneger]

you didn't say dibs

1/2

[stagethreeclinger]

motherhumper
i swear on wonder woman's holy thighs, jay, im gonna yeet your semantical ass into the sun one of these days

2/2

[stagethreeclinger]

ok proposal:
you get the first FINISHED grenade launcher
i get the first prototype

[reneger]

not sure if i should trust you with something that dangerous

[stagethreeclinger]

you have trusted me with way more dangerous things

well trust might be a stretch
you have tolerated me with way more dangerous things

[reneger]

tolerated
maybe i just want it more this time

[stagethreeclinger]

its almost like trust
its a T word thats abundant between friends
what/who are you going to use it on that you want the first one so bad for?

[reneger]

my mortal enemies, of course

[stagethreeclinger]

your mortal enemies naaaaaamed __________?
fill in the blank
at least tell me you have a purpose in mind and youre not just stealing my joy to be a butthead

[reneger]

right now?
there's stark
durcell
clarke but that isn't flame thrower worthy

[stagethreeclinger]

stark said something about you mugging him when i went to visit
who's durcell
clarke as in little blonde clarke from the bar?
she ask me about intel gathering for red wings
whats the beef there?

[reneger]

stark is a more techy batman
durcell is a politician
clarke is a control freak, don't do jack shit for her
she'll turn on you the moment it benefits her

[stagethreeclinger]

yeah but did you actually mug him
he looked pretty muggable just sayin
re: clarke, good to know, keeping it in mind
is this personal experience talking or outside observation?

[reneger]

i didn't touch him. he did hog tie me on the ground once
clarke is personal. but she does it to others too