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Hey Roy, it's me, Kyle. Got a minute?

Yeah, buddy. Lemme guess, no power blues? Need a hand?

Something like that. I need wood for arrows, any tips where I can get some?

Please, son. Go make yourself some ramen. By the time you're done, they'll be on your doorstep.

[Soft laugh.]

Should I be timing you?

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[ A snicker ]

Go for it. If I'm running slow, I can always just fire them into your front door. [ he's super good at vandalism tbh ]

As long as it's not a net arrow and I don't open the door the second you loose it.

[Who encourages all your bad habits, Roy? This guy.]

No guarantees, but I'll keep preference in mind. Speaking of, need any trick arrows?

[ You, sir, are the best. ]

Hm, I use plain, pointy ones, though I wouldn't mind one or two. What've you got?

Uh, what don't I got? Pointy one, explodey ones, net-y ones, smokey ones, gassy ones, foamy ones, hooky ones, ones that play 20 seconds of your favorite song upon impact.

[LONG PAUSE.]

Have you got one that says 'Ni'?

[ a confused pause ] Ummm, no, I don't think I do. What's it supposed to do?

No, man - it was a reference, the Knights who say Ni? Anyway. A few nets and explosives, if that's cool?

Son of a biscuit-- come on, man, here I was thinking I made up some awesome arrow in the alternate future that gets its own mysteriously short name.

Hey, nobody said you can't still do that.

You know, just because of this, I'm going to. And it's going to like explode into herings or be like the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch and you'll be sorry, pal.

[Muffled laughter.]

I look forward to it.

Hey, Roy. [Vanessa bites her lip.] I've sort of got a really strange favor to ask. [Excuse her while she might be touching her face a bit. She's just making sure it's still all in place.] Okay, maybe not strange. And I don't know if it's actually a favor...

This sounds super... not suspicious at all. Assuming I'm not going to say yes regardless of what it actually is because I'm a huge sucker... what is it?

Okay, so I am learning how to fight and stuff from Annabeth, right? Which is great! Sort of. It's hard. [You're rambling, Vanessa.] But I'm learning to use a dagger, which I think fits me but I was wondering... About archery.

You have made a fine choice, mon petit cherie. Archery pretty much the awesomest form of weaponry there is given you don't have to get anywhere near the painful things to be a badass. It also make you look super cool.

I can be your sensei for this. I can have a bow put together for you tomorrow.

[She laughs.] I think you might just be a tiny bit biased on that front.

What, really? Okay! Okay, great. Should I pay you for this?

Yes, you owe me five million US dollars and your first born unless you can guess my name in Navajo.

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Yeah, neither of those things are going to happen, Roy. How about I buy you dinner? [And because that sounds like a date...] A friendly dinner. [Wait, no. That's worse!!!!] I mean... [Sigh.]

What, not even gonna try? Aw. [ 8(

l-lol gigglesnort ] So I should keep the candles and rose petals and mariachi band in the closet?

[There is a very obvious choking noise, and her face goes bright pink. Whoa, cutting it way too close there with that.] At least the mariachi band has to stay.

[ just snickering over here ] Shit, now how'm I gonna tell Mikey I need that twenty back?

[A shrug and then maybe a small smirk.] I'm sure you'll figure it out. You're pretty resourceful.

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